Borrow my pen? Pen set
Have a problem with chronic pen thieves? These will teach them! Or just let someone borrow one, watch the looks fly.
Pen set includes:
-Springfield Sexual Addiction Center from Perv to Perfect in as little as 10 days
-Shecky the Clown Bar Mitzvahs * Weddings * Interventions
-Dr. Lance Hughes, Proctology "Turn your head and cough"
-Electrolysis Is Us The First Name in Unwanted Hair Removal
-Van Nuys Center for Cosmetic Surgery Specializing in Difficult Gender Reassignments
-Verdant Fields Nudist Camp Get in Touch with your OUTER self!
-Stuffed with Love Taxidermy No Pet Too Small - Give us a Call! (ask about our goldfish and turtle discount)
-Howie's House of Hair From barely there to awesome hair in just one hour